Make pizza not war
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fionagoddess:

Gabourey Sidibe | American Horror Story: Freak Show Premiere

Best dress so far. Love this!

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fionagoddess:

Gabourey Sidibe | American Horror Story: Freak Show Premiere

Best dress so far. Love this!

dearnonacepeople:

Can we take a moment to admire the amazing people who participated in the Warsaw ghetto uprising? These Jews died fighting for the life of the Jewish people and would not submit to their oppressors. They knew that they were vastly outnumbered and had little chance of…

howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

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Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.
An ancient proverb (via motheryeezy)

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

tachibanamakotos:

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

movie:

Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn failed his driving test eight times. For more movie facts and trivia follow movie

movie:

Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn failed his driving test eight times. For more movie facts and trivia follow movie

So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.